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Shower Time Fail

Jimmy died doing what he loved most, masturbating in the shower.

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Hamster ‘Ploding

You might think that it would be the fat ones that make a bigger mess, but that’s not true.

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Superman Gets Bored

Is that that a bird? Is it a plane? Wait, is it raining?

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Jason vs. Waldo

Can you find Waldo before Jason does?

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Where did she go?

She was here just a second ago!?

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Charity Win!

It was the best $2 I ever spent!

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Checkpoint Reached

I wish this was true.

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Drinking Wine

This is what goes through my head when I’m given wine at a fancy restaurant.

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Insignificance

If you don’t matter, does that make you anti-matter? Ha! Pun.

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Password Reminder

Clever Password is Clever

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Ice Cream Sauce

Fucking Brilliant!

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American Giraffe

The rare Giraf-fat-ass-asaurus.

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Relationship Status Bands

These would certainly make choosing a pick-up line a lot easier!

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The Space Bar

I heard it was out of this world.